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Greatest Kids Comebacks Ever Matt Rissinger

Greatest Kids Comebacks Ever

Matt Rissinger

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ISBN : 9780613779951
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 About the Book 

There are no stupid answers to stupid questions -- only great comebacks With these hundreds of wacky retorts you can crack-up your friends and make your parents groan. Try some Cool School Crack Ups to answer questions like Why were you absentMoreThere are no stupid answers to stupid questions -- only great comebacks With these hundreds of wacky retorts you can crack-up your friends and make your parents groan. Try some Cool School Crack Ups to answer questions like Why were you absent yesterday? Sorry, the government UFO scientists have sworn me to secrecy. Make a Rapid Recovery to something like, Do you talk back to your parents, too? Yes, we love classical music. You did say talk Bach, didnt you? Tired of hearing, Didnt I tell you to clean your room? Answer, Yes, but first youll have to raise my allowance- renting a bulldozer isnt cheap. Plenty of zany illustrations add to the laughs. Whether you want to bust a bully, annoy your siblings, or just have lots of fun, these clever comebacks will make you a master wordsmith and the king or queen of comics.